equal time:
A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas
and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madame, “Is this a union
house?”
“No,” she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.”
“Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”
“The house gets $80, and the girls get $20.” Mightily offended at
such unfair dealings, the man stomped off in search of a more
equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the
Madame responded, “Why yes sir, this is a union house.”
The man asked, “And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”
The Madame replied’ ” the girls get $80, and the house gets $20.”
“That’s more like it!” the union man said. He looked around the room
and pointed to a stunning attractive blonde. “I’d like her for the
night.”
“I’m sure you would sir,” said the Madame, then, gesturing to an
obese seventy-five year old woman in the corner, “but Ethel here has
seniority.”
