Blisstortion

…raises the prospect of a three-way race between a cousin-fucking associate of known criminals with an authoritarian streak, a tiny Jew with a Boston accent and a penchant for telling you what you’re not allowed to put in your mouth, and a cold, controlling Senator from a liberal Northeastern state (or a semi-liberal Midwestern state, or a semi-conservative Southern state, depending on the day) who, in spite of everything, would be the only candidate still in her first marriage. Oh or maybe the black guy who smokes. He’s fun, but we’re starting to regret saying all those bad things about Canada. (from Gawker)